Saturday, February 8, 2014

Hearing Everything

Talking to my family friend

Me: My room is located directly underneath my parent's bathroom. Not gonna lie, you hear everything.

Friend: Oh really?

Me: Yeah my mom makes a lot of noise.

Friend: Oh... *looking concerned* Does she moan and groan a lot?

Me: WHAT? NOO!! EWW I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT AND I NEVER WANT TO!!!

Friend: Wait, I wasn't talking about that...I was talking about over the toilet.

Me: Ohh...heh...but no she doesn't do that.

Friend: The noise comes out the other way?

Me: Yeah...

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